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Raunchy Tees for Gay Men & Queer Guys

Playfully balancing innuendo with unapologetic humor.

Raunchy Tees for Gay Men & Queer Guys

Playfully balancing innuendo with unapologetic humor.
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Smoking is Encouraged

Fat, juicy sausages are preferred.

Smoking is Encouraged

Fat, juicy sausages are preferred.
eat it up!

It’s Not About Snow

Not sorry.

It’s Not About Snow

Not sorry.
get plowed

Our oral fixation is jubilation.

Graphic tees for the hedonistic oral enthusiasts among us.

Our oral fixation is jubilation.

Graphic tees for the hedonistic oral enthusiasts among us.
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Chug-A-Lug

Gotta have it — every last drop.

Chug-A-Lug

Gotta have it — every last drop.
gulp it down

Jaw Dropping

A pretty peen is a sight to behold, and so much fun to play with. We salute!

Jaw Dropping

A pretty peen is a sight to behold, and so much fun to play with. We salute!
honor the almighty

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Love the Almighty

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Spunk Lover

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Group Fun

stroke it

Like’em Thick

go wide

Bottom Bunk?

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The P&H Collections

The Schlong Collection

PRODUCT IMAGE: Pretty Penis | NSFW Homo Erotic T-shirt for Horny Gay Men | Orange
Man wearing a denim shirt over a light gray heather t-shirt against a gray background. The "Pretty Penis" tattoo-style graphic — flowers forming a cock — is printed on the front. Tasteful but NSFW Homo Erotic T-shirt for Horny Gay Men

Pretty Penis

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Fact: A pretty peen is a sight to behold, and so much fun to play with! Inspired by the truth, Pole & Hole presents this tasteful tribute, but ...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Boners | NSFW Tee | Typographic Design in the form of Cock and Balls | Orange shirt
PRODUCT IMAGE: Boners | NSFW Tee | Typographic Design in the form of Cock and Balls | Two male model kissing, one of them wearing Army brown shirt

Boners

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They make the world go 'round! Hop on for the ride. Boners is a NSFW tee, a typographic design in the form of the almighty cock and balls. ** Mode...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Hard T-Shirt | Raunchy Graphic Tee for Horny Gay Men into big boners, hard cocks, and erections | Light Gray Heather shirt with a design created with blackletter / gothic typography
PRODUCT IMAGE: Hard T-Shirt | Raunchy Graphic Tee for Horny Gay Men into big boners, hard cocks, and erections | Dark Gray Heather shirt with a typographic design created with blackletter / gothic lettering

Hard

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Boldly baroque and unapologetically erect. A distressed blackletter design brings old-school gravitas to your filthy wardrobe, when you’re feeling ...

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VIDEO to promote "Girth Tee | Homo Erotic T-shirts for Gay Guys | Thick Cocks & Bears"
PRODUCT IMAGE: Girth | Homo Erotic T-shirts Celebrating Thickness: Cocks & Gay Bears | Model wears Oxblood shirt with Typographic design

Girth

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A homo erotic t-shirt for girthy gay guys or guys with girth — ya know, gay bears/cubs, muscle daddies or guys with thick cocks. Whoa! If you check...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Fresh Fruit ( phallic banana graphic) | Raunchy T-shirt for Horny Gay Men | Orange
PRODUCT IMAGE: Fresh Fruit T-Shirt | Raunchy Tee for Horny Gay Men & Size Queens | Model wears Aqua shirt with a woodcut-style graphic of a colorful banana

Fresh Fruit

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Can you help a buddy out? Just peel it back! 😈 This subtly raunchy t-shirt for horny gay guys is probably safe to wear, anywhere. Right? ** Modes...

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The Cruising Collection

VIDEO supporting the "Snowed In, Plowed Out" T-shirt; t’s not about snow or the weather. Not sorry. This shirt leans into gay M4M fantasy with a wink.
Men’s graphic t-shirt showing a snowy log cabin and plow truck, featuring the phrase “Snowed In, Plowed Out,” a subtle innuendo design for gay men. Bearded male model wears brown tee.

Snowed In, Plowed Out

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It’s not about snow or the weather. Not sorry. This shirt leans into gay M4M fantasy with a wink. Subtle enough to pass in public, obvious enough t...

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VIDEO supporting Circle Jerks T-shirt | A raunchy gay tee for bators and bros who get hands-on and enjoy group play
Model wears navy cotton t-shirt with subtle circle graphic of seated male figures holding hands (Circle Jerks), viewed from above; gay-themed design for bators and group play

Circle Jerks

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Join the circle. A raunchy gay tee for bators and bros who get hands-on. Perfect for Pride, play, and group vibes. No shame, just good strokes. **...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: He Likes It Nice & Slow T-shirt | Funny Gay Tee for the guys who take their time and enjoy the ride | Closeup diptych detail Army shirt with a design borne out of retro-inspired typography
PRODUCT IMAGE: He Likes It Nice & Slow T-shirt | Funny Gay Tee for the guys who take their time and enjoy the ride | Model wears Turquoise shirt with a design borne out of retro-inspired typography

He Likes It Nice & Slow

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Pace yourself, stud. This tee’s for the ones who take their time, enjoy the ride, and leave nothing to chance. Smooth. Steady. Confident. Sexy. **...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: General Admission | NSFW Homo Erotic T-shirt for Horny Gay Bottom Guys | Ocean

General Admission

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Step right up, gentlemen. Playing now, in the deep, and it’s warm inside. This NSFW homo erotic t-shirt for horny gay bottom guys will garner a chu...

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PRODUCT IMAGE: Gas Mask | Fetish T-shirt for Gay Guys into BDSM Kink | Close-up detail of electro blue, halftone graphic
PRODUCT IMAGE: Gas Mask | Fetish T-shirt for Gay Guys into BDSM Kink | Model wears Black shirt w/ electro blue, halftone graphic

Gas Mask

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Kinky sex play that can leave you breathless! Gas Mask is a queer gay fetish t-shirt for guys into BDSM kink. A halftone treatment of a photo by Se...

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Great shirt! Super soft and fits as described. Customer service was %110! Arrived before expected date and great communication with seller.

~ Landon

Very nice T-shirt, the colors are true to the store image, washed it and the fabric did not shrink, the shirt material is soft and seems like a good thickness, the letter print is clear, and the shipping was quick.

~ Frank

Excellent communication, high quality products, and always love to receive my order! I have at least 5 different ones!

~ William

A great t-shirt. Quality is excellent, fits nicely. Friends love these shirts.

~ Benjamin

Great t-shirts. Also, good customer service — checked in when I bought two shirts in different sizes just to make sure.

~ Seth

Excellent, trusted, and reliable seller! A+++++ product!

~ Bea's Shoppe

This shirt rocks! Exactly how it is described... fits well... good quality... will order again.

~ Benjamin

Pleased with what I received.

~ Almie

Another awesome shirt by this fabulous designer!

~ Francis

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